| GG's Tavern |
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| Written by Aerozol |
| Saturday, 23 May 2009 15:52 |
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Thanks to .kupo. [93] for this Information! Every so often you will get a random event when visiting GG's Tavern. The Tavern also functions as a chatroom. If you wait too long before clicking the event link in the Tavern, this message will be displayed, instead of a result: Sorry, you missed the event. Events: Event seen in the tavern: The tavern's own cook infamous and loud mouthed GordonRamsey, as handy with a torch as with a ... torch, has cooked up a storm and set a house on fire. So to speak. The special right now is Gordon's infamous roast. Link to click on: Just don't ask how it was made, and enjoy the nice and tender meat. Good outcome: You smile at PR, the barmaid, and ask her to bring you a serving of Gordon's famous roasts. You feel energised after such a delicious meal. Bad outcome: You smile at PR, the barmaid, and ask her to bring you a serving of Gordon's famous roasts. She returns a few minutes later and says GordonRamsey refused to serve any roast after receiving a scalding review. "Firewood and "leather soles is the nicest comparison she had for the roast", says GR whilst sobbing. Cost: Sovereigns: 1 Gains / Losses (Maximum): Energy: 20 - 20 Event seen in the tavern: A brawl has erupted after someone threw a chair at someone else and then that guy that always has something smart to say about this other guy's parents kicked the tall fellow in the knee and ... Link to click on: Brawl is on! Join the fun whilst you can, and pick some pockets. Good outcome: You rolled up your sleeves, dived straight into it and a few minutes later you surface again, richer by some spare change. Bad outcome: You roll up your sleeves, dive straight into it and get hit over the head by a flying chair. You wake up a few minutes later in the gutter, feeling a deal poorer. Cost: Energy: 5 Gains / Losses (Maximum): Money: $200 - $6000 Event seen in the tavern: goodgirl just received a new shipment of wine. Fortunately it seems that the wine merchant made a mistake and sent a 400l cask rather than a 300l one. Surplus wine available for cut down price. Link to click on: Heck yeah! A jug over to my table please! Good outcome: princessofdeath takes your order of a jug, walks off into the back of the tavern and returns a few short minutes later with a jug of wine. Cost: Sovereigns: 1 Gains / Losses (Maximum): Brave: 2 - 6 Event seen in the tavern: Gleeman stands up on his table, looks around the room, then starts playing on his flute. Link to click on : The gleeman has arrived! Lift your spirits with a song and dance. Good outcome: Your feet are itchy and you soon join the dance with perky barmaids. Bad outcome: You start to dance, but in all clumsiness you spill the ale over PR. She slaps you hard. Cost: Sovereigns: 1 Energy: 5 Gains / Losses (Maximum): Will: 30 - 160 **Item: Throwing Knives Chances to gain: Extremely low. Event seen in the tavern: In the far corner of the tavern you notice a large man sitting over his mug of ale. He looks weathered and well travelled. Link to click on : The traveller beckons you to sit at his table. Good outcome: You sit down and the travellers tells you about the wonderful lands he had visited, and the treasures and great items he deals with. As the night slowly turns to day, and as you express interest in the foreign lands the mysterious traveller leaves you a little token to help you on your way. Bad outcome: You sit down and the travellers tells you about the wonderful lands he had visited, and the treasures and great items he deals with. You agree to go into his room to see if you'd like to buy any items. As you enter the room you get hit on the back of your head. You wake up much later and without your coin sack. Cost: Sovereigns: 2 Gains / Losses (Maximum): Sovereigns: 1 - 6 Money: $500 - $4000 **Item: Traveller's Cloak Chances: Extremely Low Event seen in the tavern: After a successful day at the tavern goodgirl decides to declare a happy hour. All vodka lemon lime drinks are now going for a coin. Knowing there's a short supply of lime in town regulars are already ordering theirs in an disorderly manner. Link to click on : A coin? Sure thing! Good outcome: You stand up and raise your voice ordering a voddy special before it runs out. Izzy shows up some minutes later with a tray filled with voddy specials. She stops at your tables, smiles at you and gives you a glass. Bad outcome: You stand up and raise your voice ordering a voddy special before it runs out. Izzy shows up some minutes later with a tray filled with voddy specials. Just as she makes way towards you someone trips her up, the glasses and the tray go flying and land on you. No special for you today. Cost: Money: 100 Gains / Losses (Maximum): Will: 10 - 20 **Item: Lemon Lime Vodka Event seen in the tavern: You're sitting at your table, drinking ale when you notice the doors open wide and in walks a stranger wrapped in a cloak with a large sack in right hand. The stranger puts the sack on the empty table right next to yours and walks towards the counter. Link to click on : Let's peek in the sack! Good outcome: The stranger takes off her cloak and you see it's goodgirl. She must've just returned from one of the smuggling tours to the foreign lands. Your curiosity gets the better of you. You open the sack and see a bunch of teddy bears inside. Quickly you grab one and secrete it in your coat. Bad outcome: The stranger takes off her cloak and you see it's goodgirl. She must've just returned from one of the smuggling tours to the foreign lands. Your curiosity gets the better of you. You open the sack and see a bunch of teddy bears inside. You try to grab one when a flying knife pins your coat-sleeve to the table. goodgirl gives you an angry look, then throws another knife. Hospital time: 60 - 100 Hospital reason: Got caught stealing teddy bears Cost: Brave: 2 **Item: Lil Queen Bear Event seen in the tavern: You sit at your table when you notice something moving in the corner of your eye. You turn but it's gone already. You look in the direction it has disappeared to. Private rooms. Link to click on : That doesn't look good. Let's see what it is. Good outcome: You carefully sneak down the hallway and get to the doors to the private dining room. You stop at the door as you hear voices arguing. Suddenly the voices stop - there is a sound of a body falling on the ground. You enter the room and see a dead body on the floor, and an assassin fleeing through the window. On second look you notice the assassin left something behind. Bad outcome: You carefully sneak down the hallway and get to the doors to the private dining room. You stop at the door as you hear voices arguing. Suddenly the voices stop - there is a sound of a body falling on the ground. You enter the room and see a dead body on the floor, and an assassin standing over it. The assassin looks at you, then swiftly throws a metal object in your direction. You wake up in the hospital. Hospital time: 120 - 180 Hospital reason: Interrupted assassin at work Cost: Brave: 4 Gains / Losses (Maximum): Money: $1000 - $6000 **Item: Assassin's Cloak Chances: Extremely Low Event seen in the tavern: Jester bursts in through the doors, points at you and laughs: You were on the toilet when God was giving out good looks! He grins then starts looking around the tavern for a suitable to hurl a custard pie at. Link to click on : Grab the Jester and throw him out. Good outcome: You rush up to the Jester skilfully slipping and by luck avoiding the pie he just threw in your direction and in one fell swoop you bring him down on the floor. He grins, then offers you his scrolls of gags in exchange for letting him go. Bad outcome: You rush up to the Jester, you slip and come crashing down on the ground. The Jester points at you and laughs, then throws a custard pie in your face. Hospital time: 5 - 5 Hospital reason: Custard pie in your eye Cost: Brave: 1 Gains / Losses (Maximum): **Item: Scroll of Gags Event seen in the tavern: Having had a drink too many you feel the sudden urge to relieve yourself. You walk out to the court yard and stumble into the outhouse. Once the important business is done, you decide it's time for another mug before going home, so you prance back to the tavern when you hear a high pitched cry for mercy. Link to click on : A maiden in distress needs my help! Good outcome: In drunken bravery you stomp to the doors, bust them open with a bang and a well-placed boot, then come to a stop at an unsightly sight. Ch0ppy is kneeling, crying over spilt milk. He looks up at you with tears streaming down his rosy cheeks, and what looks like a well-nibbled corner off one of the tavern tables in his mouth. goodgirl is standing over him with a Cat of Nine Tails in her hand and an angry look adorning her lovely face. You notice Ch0ppy's tunic is all torn and blood spattered. You stand still, not knowing what to do. Grinning to yourself you quickly grab Ch0ppy's tunic, pull it off him and run back to the tavern. Bad outcome: In drunken bravery you stomp to the doors, bust them open with a bang and a well-placed boot, then come to a stop at an unsightly sight. Ch0ppy is kneeling, crying over spilt milk. He looks up at you with tears streaming down his rosy cheeks. A what looks like a well-nibbled corner off one of the tavern tables is in his mouth, moving slowly as Ch0ppy munches on it. goodgirl is standing over him with a Cat of Nine Tails in her hand and an angry look adorning her lovely face. She looks at you, then in one swift motion she brings the whip across your back, brings you to your knees, then whips you again. You wake up much later, not feeling all that brave anymore. Hospital time: 3 - 6 Hospital reason: Ch0ppy nibbled the corner, I got the whip Cost: Brave: 1 Gains / Losses (Maximum): **Item: Torn and Blood Spattered Tunic Event seen in the tavern: Sitting alone in the dark corner of the tavern you notice a scruffy traveller. He's hogging his mug of ale as if it was full of gold. Link to click on : Buy scruffy traveller another mug of ale. Good outcome: The scruffy traveller smiles a bright smile, thanks you for your generosity, then pushes a scruffy map into your hands. He says the map holds the key to a great treasure. Cost: Sovereigns: 1 Gains / Losses (Maximum): Item: Scruffy Traveller's Map Event seen in the tavern: There's an almighty crash from the back of the tavern. Your fellows look at each other, then resume drinking. Link to click on : I'm curious, I want to know what happened. Good outcome: After a few hours and fortified by a few mugs of ale you decide to check out what happened. You enter the stables and find crash-landed Rudolph in a pretty bad shape with goodgirl looking after him. You quietly enter the stables, then find a sack filled with large carrots. You grab one and run out before anyone notices you were there. A few minutes later you feel remorse. Maybe you should give the carrot back to Rudolph. **Item: Reindeer Carrots Event seen in the tavern: Upon entering the tavern you hear people talking about pink panties... Link to click on : You think its worth popping outside to have a look. Good outcome: You see versus pink panties hanging on the washing you decide to take them back to the tavern to show the regulars, you grab them and leave glancing in the window and see versus in pink suspenders on his hands and knees fulfilling his servant duties for SS. Bad outcome: You go to versus house see the pink panties on the washing line. You decide to take them back to the tavern to show the regulars. You grab them and they snap back. You are left with a V imprinted on your forehead. Hospital time: 5 - 10 Hospital reason: Trying to steal versus pink panties leaves a bad impression Cost: Brave: 1 Gains / Losses (Maximum): Item: Versus Pink Panties Event seen in the tavern: Having a few ales too many you need to go pay a visit to the outhouse. When out in the back yard you hear a couple of boyish voices coming from the distant area of the yard. Link to click on : Peek first, pee later Good outcome: You walk around the stable and as you turn the corner you notice a puddle. And reklats and Riddle standing on opposite sides of the puddle. Suddenly reklats opens his cloak and flashes Riddle. Riddle stares for a few seconds, then turns dark red and starts crying. Still chuckling to yourself you return to the tavern, your mood greatly improved. Bad outcome: You walk around the stable and as you turn the corner you notice a puddle. And reklats and Riddle standing on opposite sides of the puddle. Suddenly reklats opens his cloak to flash Riddle when a branch you stepped on breaks with a snap. reklats turns in your direction, cloak wide open. You notice he's stark naked underneath the cloak and burst out laughing. You laugh so hard you can hardly catch breath. Hospital time: 5 - 10 Hospital reason: The little pleasures in life can be ... too little Cost: Brave: 1 Gains / Losses (Maximum): Will: 20 - 50 Event seen in the tavern: You enter the tavern when a large and severely drunk guy steps in your way and starts hassling you. He pushes you and calls you a weakling. Link to click on : Throw the knives Good outcome: In one fluid move you produce your knives and throw them at the big bully pinning him to the wall. You step up to him, then take his money pouch as a tax for your troubles. You notice your actions attracted attention from others in the tavern as well. Bad outcome: You reach for your knives when you notice a chair flying at you. The chair knocks you unconscious and when you come to in the hospital you notice your money pouch is missing. Hospital time: 25 - 40 Hospital reason: Chair flew better than knives Cost: Energy: 5 Brave: 1 Gains / Losses (Maximum): Money: $500 - $3000 **Item: Pink Leather Catsuit Chances: Extremely Low Special Events: Jester shows up for each HP's Birthdays falling on increments of 50s (ie..50..100..150..200..250..300..etc) Reindeer Carrots are only available during Christmas celebrations. **Upon receiving one of the items from Tavern Events listed above, you will receive an event such as the following: There is a new item in your inventory, courtesy of the mysterious tavern guest. Receiving those items, as mentioned above.. happens very rarely & is totally random. You gotta be in it.. to win it. ;) Back to Top |
| Last Updated on Saturday, 23 May 2009 22:03 |